Fun Size Bytes


  1. Oh Xander…

    Oh Xander…

  2. Butt to Butt Beagles

    (They never leave room for me.)

  3. "Winter is coming."

Alternate Title: “Wait, this isn’t the fish tank.”

    "Winter is coming."

    Alternate Title: “Wait, this isn’t the fish tank.”

  4. One of them is snoring and I honestly can’t tell which one.

    One of them is snoring and I honestly can’t tell which one.

  5. a collection of links for locking down your shit

    tiffanyb:

    I don’t do anything especially high profile, but after now WEEKS, MONTHS, YEARS of watching women get bullied offline for like, having opinions in public, I’m starting to lock my online life down a little bit. Some links:

    Note that Spokeo will throttle you after a few requests for removal, and probably after far fewer listings than actually exist for you if you’ve moved around a bit or ever changed your name. So you’ll need to stick with it. Most of the Spokeo info is indeed available from other sources, but it’s a common thing for trolls to use because it’s cheap and easy. Why should harassment be cheap and easy?

    Signal boost.

  6. Scientists Figure Out Why Mozzarella Is the Perfect Pizza Cheese
  7. Remember! Guns are ëssential to protecting our freedom from tyranny.

    Remember! Guns are ëssential to protecting our freedom from tyranny.

  8. No, Doofus, I said you ARE a boob, not… oh never mind.

    No, Doofus, I said you ARE a boob, not… oh never mind.

  9. It’s very different to develop new ideas in the middle of cynicism and sarcasm.

    Jony Ive, on leaving England for California

    (I read “different” as “difficult” — Tj)

  10. pocketcuntents:

Trying to convince my son to drop pugs, not deuces.

"I pugged up the toilet again."

    pocketcuntents:

    Trying to convince my son to drop pugs, not deuces.

    "I pugged up the toilet again."

  11. WHEN A FRIEND PICKS UP MY HEBREW TANAKH OR MY GREEK NEW TESTAMENT

    everydayimpastoring:

    image

    Accurate.

    Also, how I look when I look at Hebrew and Greek now.

    (1995-1998 was a long time ago.)

  12. Lifehack Halloween costume idea: Dexter Morgan.

    wordishness:

    Don’t dress up; just kill a bunch of your co-workers in the months leading up to Halloween.

    Stole my idea.

  13. Perhaps the reason the WaPo is so confused is that FBI Director James Comey has told the media that Apple’s anti-backdoor stance only protects criminals. Unfortunately he’s not seeing beyond his own job, and WaPo didn’t look much further. Apple’s anti-backdoor policy aims to protect everyone. The following is a list of real threats their policy would thwart. Not threats to terrorists or kidnappers, but to 300 million Americans and 7 billion humans who are moving their intimate documents into the cloud. Make no mistake, what Apple and Google are proposing protects you. Whether you’re a regular, honest person, or a US legislator trying to understand this issue, understand this list.

    The Horror of a ‘Secure Golden Key’

    You should read this and understand why Apple and Google and Microsoft should not be required to cripple encryption.

    (via tiffanyb)

  14. Seriously XM?

    Seriously XM?

  15. The Boy’s teacher this year is our neighbor. They’re having their driveway resealed and asked if they could use our driveway (which is plenty long enough to accommodate them). We said sure. She offered to take him to school tomorrow.

    Brb turning off my 3 alarms and getting ready to enjoy an extra 90 minutes of sleep by going to bed early.

    Getting old is awesome.