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  1. “I have a vewy good fwend in Wome named Dick Allcocks.”

    “I have a vewy good fwend in Wome named Dick Allcocks.”

    (via psychoticrambling)

  2. st0rmblessed:

flying-blades:

as if i wasn’t scared of bears before

This bear is in color  guard.

This bear has seen that fight scene in Matrix 2 a few too many times.

    st0rmblessed:

    flying-blades:

    as if i wasn’t scared of bears before

    This bear is in color  guard.

    This bear has seen that fight scene in Matrix 2 a few too many times.

    (via psychoticrambling)

  3. Huh.

    Huh.

  4. spartan309:


brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

LoL, infinity energy


You can’t argue with science!

    spartan309:

    brightchimeradragon:

    just-bx:

    Just SCience

    IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

    LoL, infinity energy

    You can’t argue with science!

    (via psychoticrambling)

  5. Overheard while driving six fourth-grade girls on a field trip:

    Girl 1: “Would you rather eat poison ivy or have to kiss a nerd every day of your life?”

    Girls 2,3,4&5: “Ewwwwww!!!”

    Girl 6: “I don’t know. Is he a cute nerd?”

    Pastor friend on Facebook.

    sigh

  6. Huh what no I’m awake.

(Resumes snoring)

    Huh what no I’m awake.

    (Resumes snoring)

  7. Watching The Greatest American Hero which came out in 1981.

    Not many people know this, but the early 80s were clearly an extension of the 70s.

    I’m not sure when the 80s actually became the 80s but I’m guessing it was around 1983.

  8. luanneclatterbuck:

    Pepsi one: nailed it!

  9. 
  Suzuki is recalling about 20,000 of the mid-size sedans, built in the model years 2010 to 2013, to replace fuel system vent hoses where spiders have woven webs.
  
  The webs could create “an excessive amount of negative pressure,” according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, which could cause cracks in the fuel tank, which in turn could increase the risk of a vehicle fire.


Sleep well everyone. !

    Suzuki is recalling about 20,000 of the mid-size sedans, built in the model years 2010 to 2013, to replace fuel system vent hoses where spiders have woven webs.

    The webs could create “an excessive amount of negative pressure,” according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, which could cause cracks in the fuel tank, which in turn could increase the risk of a vehicle fire.

    Sleep well everyone. !

  10. whileyouweresleeping:

    ”’It doesn’t count if you don’t mean it' goes right back to the individualistic model because what it's saying is that 'the only thing that’s important here are my intentions. Not the consequences of my actions, but my intentions.’

    So if I can establish my purity and my innocence, then that’s the end of the conversation. We don’t need to look at the racist or sexist or homophobic consequences of what I’ve done or not done because the issue really is about me.

    So if I didn’t consciously intend to say what I said, if I didn’t think before the words came out of my mouth ‘this is what I’m going to say,' then I can disavow any responsibility for saying it, as if someone else said it.

    It happens all the time, politicians will say outrageous things and then they’ll say ‘well, I misspoke.' And I'm never quite sure what that means. Or 'I didn’t mean to say that.' And I don't know what to make of that. So what if you didn't mean to say that? You did it. 'I didn’t mean to shoot you.' Well that's great, but you shot me. And we need to deal with the fact that YOU are the one who shot me.

    But this kind of language, this ‘I didn’t mean to do it' is simply a way of saying 'I’m not accountable for what I do.’ This is a KEY aspect of privilege. Members of privileged groups are never supposed to be held to account by members of subordinate groups.

    So they say ‘I didn’t mean it,’ or ‘I was only joking,’ or ‘you’re too sensitive,' going back to blaming the victim, that is a way of stepping aside and saying 'I’m not accountable to you.’”

    Sociologist Allan G. Johnson in conversation.

    — Via many reblogs on Tumblr, from NYC. 

    As the saying goes, “The road to hell is paved with good intentions.”

    (via lindstifa)

  11. hypervocal:


Go read this story. INCREDIBLE faith-in-humanity restoration.


Wow.
  12. The Boy has been googling for Supernatural meme images. So far this is our favorite.

    The Boy has been googling for Supernatural meme images. So far this is our favorite.

  13. ☛ The Best Adult Toy Stores In The D.C. Area: DCist

    tbridge:

    FALSE ADVERTISING, DCIST.

    I always thought it was funny when we lived in FLA there were signs for an “adult entertainment” followed by an “adult living community.”

    I guess that sounded better than “strip club” and “old folks’ home”.

  14. So… that’s a “no” as to whether there’s anything worth seeing at the local movie theater.

    Gläd they took out Guardians of the Galaxy for this crap.

    (How did Meryl Streep end up in a terrible movie?)

  15. Smoking, Swearing and Un-authorized use of church property are grounds for termination of this agreement.

    Oh, fuck. (via potjie)

    Oh, damn.