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  1. So… that’s a “no” as to whether there’s anything worth seeing at the local movie theater.

    Gläd they took out Guardians of the Galaxy for this crap.

    (How did Meryl Streep end up in a terrible movie?)

  2. Smoking, Swearing and Un-authorized use of church property are grounds for termination of this agreement.

    Oh, fuck. (via potjie)

    Oh, damn.

  3. markdoesstuff:

    malegayzes:

    gelopanda:

    fogo-av:

    windadeptlives:

    nikolasdraperivey:

    CINEMATIC MILES MORALES COSPLAY

    Yo! My name is Nikolas A. Draper-Ivey…This is cosplay as Cinematic Miles Morales: The Ultimate Spider Man. This suit was made by 
    Jesse Covington ( Writer and Costume Designer) and sewn by Sasha Williams ( Fashion Major graduate). Photos were taken by Pierre BL Brevard I specifically would like to thank Marvel Comics Artist Sara Pichelli for designing this character. I’m also very excited to see Olivier Coipel's work on Spider-Verse!

    (Full shoot will be shot in New York itself just in time for NYCC)

    Dope as hell!! I want this costume!

    I am so here for this!

    !!!!

    Marry me

    I N C R E D I B L E

    Anyone else old enough to remember the live-action Spider-Man TV show?

    They should remake it (well, make it better), with Miles Morales.

    This guy already has the costume ready.

    I’d watch.

    (via yodelmachine)

  4. sherlockedbadwolf24601:

    kasumychan:

    myed89:

    I do what I want

    You do not control me!

    Can we talk about how much freaking effort it took for that diver to get into all of that gear just to take that stupid picture in the hot tub? You’re all fucking losers and I love you

    (via psychoticrambling)

  5. mathcat345:

notactuallyme:

putyouinabettermood:

someones obsessed.. via http://ift.tt/1u1OQbA putyouinabettermood.com


TJ?

It appears as if another canine is running the same experiments as Noah. I await the results of their study in some future periodical. (TJ - Noah is going to be asking for a chair like his counterpart, so be prepared)

Well that’s just weird.

    mathcat345:

    notactuallyme:

    putyouinabettermood:

    someones obsessed.. via http://ift.tt/1u1OQbA putyouinabettermood.com

    TJ?

    It appears as if another canine is running the same experiments as Noah. I await the results of their study in some future periodical. (TJ - Noah is going to be asking for a chair like his counterpart, so be prepared)

    Well that’s just weird.

  6. jessehimself:

 

As Kramer said, “That was one-in-a-million, doc!”

    jessehimself:

     

    As Kramer said, “That was one-in-a-million, doc!”

  7. america-wakiewakie:



Death of Handcuffed Lousiana Man Shot in Chest Ruled Suicide | The Root
A Louisiana man who state police claimed shot and killed himself in March while in police custody died, not of a gunshot wound to the back, as police had initially reported, but of a shot to the chest, according to an autopsy report, KATC reports. 


The shooting occurred in the backseat of a patrol car after Victor White III was arrested for drug possession, KLFY notes. White’s hands were apparently cuffed behind his back as he was transported to jail. Once there, the 22-year-old reportedly did not want to get out of the patrol car. At some point, a gun that he was allegedly hiding in his pants appeared and he shot himself in the back, according to police reports.


However, according to KATC, the first page of the autopsy report, released by the Iberia Parish Coroner’s Office, details how White was shot in the chest, completely contradicting earlier police reports made after the fateful night in early March.


The bullet entered the young man’s chest and pierced his left lung and his heart before exiting around his armpit, according to the autopsy, which also called White’s death a “suicide.”


“Here is a family that, we are still grieving,” White’s father, Victor White Sr., told KLFY. “I’m angry the autopsy report took so long. I’m angry and frustrated with the fact that it’s still not over.


“My son didn’t shoot himself. I never believed it. I won’t believe it,” the father added. “My initial response was correct, that something was awry, and that something had gone wrong.”

According to KATC, State Police Master Trooper Brooks David acknowledged that the investigation into White’s death is still open. David also confirmed that while law enforcement did initially think that the wound came from the back, the autopsy proved otherwise.


Read more at KATC and KLFY.




Seriously? This is less believable than “he went for my gun while I was in a car and he was in the street.”

    america-wakiewakie:

    Death of Handcuffed Lousiana Man Shot in Chest Ruled Suicide | The Root

    A Louisiana man who state police claimed shot and killed himself in March while in police custody died, not of a gunshot wound to the back, as police had initially reported, but of a shot to the chest, according to an autopsy report, KATC reports

    The shooting occurred in the backseat of a patrol car after Victor White III was arrested for drug possession, KLFY notes. White’s hands were apparently cuffed behind his back as he was transported to jail. Once there, the 22-year-old reportedly did not want to get out of the patrol car. At some point, a gun that he was allegedly hiding in his pants appeared and he shot himself in the back, according to police reports.

    However, according to KATC, the first page of the autopsy report, released by the Iberia Parish Coroner’s Office, details how White was shot in the chest, completely contradicting earlier police reports made after the fateful night in early March.

    The bullet entered the young man’s chest and pierced his left lung and his heart before exiting around his armpit, according to the autopsy, which also called White’s death a “suicide.”

    “Here is a family that, we are still grieving,” White’s father, Victor White Sr., told KLFY. “I’m angry the autopsy report took so long. I’m angry and frustrated with the fact that it’s still not over.

    “My son didn’t shoot himself. I never believed it. I won’t believe it,” the father added. “My initial response was correct, that something was awry, and that something had gone wrong.”

    According to KATC, State Police Master Trooper Brooks David acknowledged that the investigation into White’s death is still open. David also confirmed that while law enforcement did initially think that the wound came from the back, the autopsy proved otherwise.

    Read more at KATC and KLFY.

    Seriously? This is less believable than “he went for my gun while I was in a car and he was in the street.”

    (via jessehimself)

  8. wifeoftj:

Turns out “Polly” really does want a cracker!

Every day she comes home after 10-12 hours and tells me how hard it is.Now the truth comes out!

    wifeoftj:

    Turns out “Polly” really does want a cracker!

    Every day she comes home after 10-12 hours and tells me how hard it is.

    Now the truth comes out!

  9. ☛ The End of Gamers

    dangolding:

    On the evidence of the last few weeks, what we are seeing is the end of gamers, and the viciousness that accompanies the death of an identity. Due to fundamental shifts in the videogame audience, and a move towards progressive attitudes within more traditional areas of videogame culture, the gamer identity has been broken. It has nowhere to call home, and so it reaches out inarticulately at invented problems, such as bias and corruption, which are partly just ways of expressing confusion as to why things the traditional gamer does not understand are successful (that such confusion results in abject heartlessness is an indictment on the character of the male-focussed gamer culture to begin with).

    Good article explaining why the death rattle of exclusivity you’re hearing from gamers is happening.

    (via penllawen)

  10. tbridge:

inapprehension:

KIRK CAMERON IS COMING AND HE’S GONNA KICK YOUR HAPPY HOLIDAYS ASS!

Oh my god, this is actually real.The irony of cashing in on making a movie that is against cashing in on Christmas is apparently lost on Mr. Cameron.

CHRIST WAS NEVER IN CHRISTMAS UNTIL THEY DECIDED TO SELECT A DATE NEAR THE WINTER SOLSTICE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY DESPITE THE FACT THAT NOBODY HAS ANY IDEA WHEN HE WAS ACTUALLY BORN BUT ANY DECENT THEOLOGIAN WILL TELL YOU IF WE HAD TO GUESS IT WAS PROBABLY IN THE SPRING.

Seriously, as far as fake butthurt goes, the “war on Christmas” is the fakest of them all.

    tbridge:

    inapprehension:

    KIRK CAMERON IS COMING AND HE’S GONNA KICK YOUR HAPPY HOLIDAYS ASS!

    Oh my god, this is actually real.

    The irony of cashing in on making a movie that is against cashing in on Christmas is apparently lost on Mr. Cameron.

    CHRIST WAS NEVER IN CHRISTMAS UNTIL THEY DECIDED TO SELECT A DATE NEAR THE WINTER SOLSTICE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY DESPITE THE FACT THAT NOBODY HAS ANY IDEA WHEN HE WAS ACTUALLY BORN BUT ANY DECENT THEOLOGIAN WILL TELL YOU IF WE HAD TO GUESS IT WAS PROBABLY IN THE SPRING.

    Seriously, as far as fake butthurt goes, the “war on Christmas” is the fakest of them all.

  11. ☛ Men’s Rights Activists: Video gaming should be a “safe space” for male nerds. | we hunted the mammoth

    tiffanyb:

    Hey look, sometimes a misogynist just wants to settle in for a nice, quiet night of fantasy violence against stupid bitches, insulting other men by calling them women, and concealing their latent homosexual desires by accusing everyone else of being totally gay. Can’t a guy indulge his anxiety about his own masculinity in peace? WHY ARE YOU TAKING AWAY THEIR SAFE SPACES, FEMINAZIS?

    Oh, Dudebros, we understand…. Life is unfair! I mean, you’re acting like two year olds throwing a temper tantrum, except filled with actual hate and threats against other people, and you’re still not getting your way?

    How äwful for you.

  12. redcloud answered your post: “Went to the movies recently and saw an on-screen ad before the movie…”:

    If the Risk department doesn’t have a Clue, you may need Diplomacy to handle this Monopoly.

    I have no reply to this except that you all needed to see this bit of brilliance from Jack here.

  13. We need to make sure that you and The Wife are never left alone together.

    We need to make sure that you and The Wife are never left alone together.

    (via yodelmachine)

  14. The Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman is the third book in a trilogy. What are the other two books?

    lizzinlosangeles:

    tj:

    Apparently everyone else knows this because none of the reviews I read (while trying to avoid spoilers) seemed to say.

    UPDATE: or maybe it isn’t. That would explain why no one mentions the other two. Now I can’t remember where I saw that it was. Weird.

    There are Hempstock women in The Graveyard Book (Liza), Stardust (Daisy), and The Ocean at the End of the Lane (Lettie). They are all related, Neil has confirmed this several times, but the books themselves are not a series. 

    Ah, ok. Sort of like several characters in Christopher Moore’s books set in San Francisco who appear in other books, but you don’t really need to have read the other books to understand their appearance in this book.

    Thanks!

  15. Never be afraid to apologize to your child. If you lose your temper and say something in anger that wasn’t meant to be said, apologize. Children need to know that adults can admit when they are wrong.

    American Humane Society (via maninsun)

    This is so, so important.

    (via foundbysara)

    THIS! This is something I do well!

    (It’s not so much that I’ve said something mean when I was angry, because that’s not what I usually do, I usually just get angrier than necessary.)

    (via biscuit-tornado)