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  1. aaaaaand DONE.

    Arrived at my mom’s at 8:05.

    Already had a blueberry muffin, and cinnamon rolls are in the oven.

    Kudos to the DOT in NJ, WV, PA, MD, and MA.

    Dear DOT in CT: Hey, maybe you’ve heard that it’s snowing out.

    Dear NY: THIRTEEN DOLLARS TO GO OVER THE G.W. BRIDGE?

    THIRTEEN DOLLARS?

    IT WAS OVER IN LESS THAN 2 MINUTES. THAT’S LIKE $400 AN HOUR. FOR $400 YOU’D EITHER BETTER BE DOUBLE JOINTED WITHOUT A GAG REFLEX OR CAPABLE OF SOLVING MY DEEP-SEATED ISSUES STEMMING FROM MY CHILDHOOD. OR BOTH.