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  1. What do you want to bet that I have a very different idea of what it is in politics that threatens to “destroy religion”?

Here are some other quotes from his (I’m going to assume “his”) tweetstream:


  Liberal so-called logic turns everything upside down and inevitably leads to destruction.


I read it on the Internet so it must be true!


  Real men won’t ask women to risk their lives to save them. #justsayin


Yeah! Besides, if these women are off fighting in combat, who’s gonna make my dinner?


  Taking our money, our religion, and our guns. Anyone see a problem here or is free contraceptives enough to compensate?


I just don’t even…


  Andrew Cuomo said it doesn’t take 7 bullets to kill a deer. How many bullets does it take to force a doctor to kill a baby against his will?


What happened to the free contraceptives?


  Liberalism is a failure because it divides instead of leads, it casts questions rather than finds facts, it runs instead of standing strong.


Fortunately we have conservatives here who are ready to unite us… behind the idea that Liberals are ruining the country.


  If liberalism can be crammed down kids throats in public schools then there is no excuse for excluding religion other than discrimination.


Yes it’s totally discriminatory for schools to teach politics and not allow them to teach religion! After all politics and religion are basically the same thing!

We ought to get into those schools and teach those kids about the time that Jesus fed the 5,000 but only after making sure that none of them were on the welfare or voted Democrat and made sure that they all said the Pledge of Allegiance before they ate.


  Ever notice when the liberal tolerance preachers spew hate and condescension? We are supposed to lift up, not drag down. All people.


All people! Except, of course, for liberals, who are destroying the country and Obama who is basically Hitler.


  Reason conservatives lose elections is because we have too many intellectual arguments rather than galvanize around something simple:freedom


I had to stop because this one nearly killed me.

Yup, the problem that conservatives have been having is definitely too many intellectual arguments.

I look forward to the country being galvanized around something simple: freedom. Oh, and “choice” (another keyword that kept appearing in his posts)… except for women who will free to stay home from combat and getting pregnant with no access to contraceptives and keeping the baby because they don’t have the freedom of choice to get an abortion.

Simple freedom, man. Simple freedom.

    What do you want to bet that I have a very different idea of what it is in politics that threatens to “destroy religion”?

    Here are some other quotes from his (I’m going to assume “his”) tweetstream:

    Liberal so-called logic turns everything upside down and inevitably leads to destruction.

    I read it on the Internet so it must be true!

    Real men won’t ask women to risk their lives to save them. #justsayin

    Yeah! Besides, if these women are off fighting in combat, who’s gonna make my dinner?

    Taking our money, our religion, and our guns. Anyone see a problem here or is free contraceptives enough to compensate?

    I just don’t even…

    Andrew Cuomo said it doesn’t take 7 bullets to kill a deer. How many bullets does it take to force a doctor to kill a baby against his will?

    What happened to the free contraceptives?

    Liberalism is a failure because it divides instead of leads, it casts questions rather than finds facts, it runs instead of standing strong.

    Fortunately we have conservatives here who are ready to unite us… behind the idea that Liberals are ruining the country.

    If liberalism can be crammed down kids throats in public schools then there is no excuse for excluding religion other than discrimination.

    Yes it’s totally discriminatory for schools to teach politics and not allow them to teach religion! After all politics and religion are basically the same thing!

    We ought to get into those schools and teach those kids about the time that Jesus fed the 5,000 but only after making sure that none of them were on the welfare or voted Democrat and made sure that they all said the Pledge of Allegiance before they ate.

    Ever notice when the liberal tolerance preachers spew hate and condescension? We are supposed to lift up, not drag down. All people.

    All people! Except, of course, for liberals, who are destroying the country and Obama who is basically Hitler.

    Reason conservatives lose elections is because we have too many intellectual arguments rather than galvanize around something simple:freedom

    I had to stop because this one nearly killed me.

    Yup, the problem that conservatives have been having is definitely too many intellectual arguments.

    I look forward to the country being galvanized around something simple: freedom. Oh, and “choice” (another keyword that kept appearing in his posts)… except for women who will free to stay home from combat and getting pregnant with no access to contraceptives and keeping the baby because they don’t have the freedom of choice to get an abortion.

    Simple freedom, man. Simple freedom.