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  1. Words With The Wife, episode 2013-03-12

    Her: “Would it be OK if my mom came for a visit?”

    Me: “Of course. When?”

    Her: “I’m going to look for flights now.”

    Me: “OK.”

    (Time Passes)

    Her: “I got her a flight for March 26th.”

    Me: “Oh good, she’ll be here for Easter.”

    Her: “Yeah, and The Boy’s spring break.”

    Me: “How long is she staying?”

    Her: “She said to just get her a one-way ticket…”

    Me: “I’m gonna need a bigger bourbon.”

    Her: “What?”

    Me: “What?”