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  1. Jed: I’m not a woman and I don’t work here.

    Mrs. Landingham: The women who do are afraid for their jobs. If they bring it up, they’re afraid for their jobs. What is it you’re afraid of?

    Jed: Why do you talk to me like this?

    Mrs. Landingham: Because you never had a big sister and you need one. Look at you. You’re a boy king. You’re a foot smarter than the smartest kids in the class. You’re blessed with inspiration. You must know this by now, you must have sensed it. Look, if you think we’re wrong, if you think Mr. Hopkins should honestly get paid more than Mrs. Chadwick, then I respect that. But if you think we’re right, and you won’t speak up ‘cause you can’t be bothered, then, God, Jed, I don’t even want to know you.

    Mrs. Landingham: You know, if you don’t want to run again, I respect that. But if you don’t run because you think it’s gonna be too hard or you think you’re gonna lose, well, God, Jed, I don’t even want to know you.

    Jed Bartlett and Mrs. Landingham, from the “Two Cathedrals” episode of The West Wing.

    Two of the greatest characters ever written.

    One of the (if not the) best episodes of one of the best shows ever written.

    (paraphased earlier on Twitter)