Fun Size Bytes


  1. This looks like a scene from a John Hughes movie. That I would totally like to watch.

  2. Paging Bridget! They have one of your seamstress machines on sale today!

    Paging Bridget! They have one of your seamstress machines on sale today!

  3. Paging Bridget! They have one of your seamstress machines on sale today!

    Paging Bridget! They have one of your seamstress machines on sale today!

  4. More On Mort

    halfbakedidea replied to your post: So… this happened. His official name …

    OMG NEW BEAGLE BABY!

    beefranck replied to your post: thekeri replied to your photoset:So… t…

    I WANT TO HUG THE PUPPY

    Aunt Cheese has requested his presence when we travel to CHSH, so you may have the opportunity to meet Mort.

  5. more like Turns Up amirite?

    more like Turns Up amirite?

  6. Despite what you might think, 
this app is designed to tell you the temperature outside, 
not to warn you when a nearby dude is about to achieve orgasm.

(“Achieve”? That doesn’t seem like the right word.)

    Despite what you might think, this app is designed to tell you the temperature outside, not to warn you when a nearby dude is about to achieve orgasm.

    (“Achieve”? That doesn’t seem like the right word.)

  7. This dashboard coincidence made me smile.

    This dashboard coincidence made me smile.

  8. And with that, my friends, I bid you goodnight.

    And with that, my friends, I bid you goodnight.

  9. I was going to take a screenshot of the top 2, but then I saw Burgit’s and decided that it needed to be included too.

    I was going to take a screenshot of the top 2, but then I saw Burgit’s and decided that it needed to be included too.

  10. Why, hello ladi— dammit Sween!

Tumblr Crushes:

beefranckashamedtosaykalamazujezebelthegreatinmiatsweenfrageelaylastoneinthepoolliquiddiamonds
  11. beefranck replied to your photo: Folks, don’t click that. There’s no way for any…

    BUT TEE JAY HOW WILL I KNOW WHO LIKES ME

    If I like you, who else matters?

    If I don’t like you, who can make the lambs stop screaming?

  12. beefranck wrote...

    NERD.

    THAT IS NOT A QUESTION. IT IS CALLED AN “ASKBOX” NOT A “TELLBOX”.

  13. We Get Letters

    beefranck replied to your post: SoundOfTheBeep Update

    I had jello today.

    I often wonder if some of my posts make as much sense as listening to dogs bark in the middle of the night when you know they’re trying to tell you something, if only they knew words

  14. We Get Letters

    sunnybucket replied to your photo: I think it’s fair to say that the next month is…

    Bigger boobs. Big enough for me to play with in Michigan. Why isn’t this obvious to you?

    Good lord, woman, if they were much bigger I’d essentially be married to a capital P with a head.

    (Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Except that next year’s anniversary present would probably be some sort of a back support device.)

    beefranck replied to your photo: I think it’s fair to say that the next month is…

    Pencil me in for a 12 hour hug while you are in town for the wedding, won’t you? Thank you!

    Boom

    Agenda updated.

    n.b. I thought about listing it as “Burgit Meeting” ala “Budget Meeting” but I liked this better.

  15. Everything after this was a blur.

    Everything after this was a blur.