FYI this was The Boy waiting to take his Driver’s License exam earlier today.
He passed.
For those of you following along since he was wearing teddy bear headphones at the earliest CHSHes, I just thought you’d want to mark this occasion.
Related: We’re all old.
Sermon: “Why Jeff Sessions is Wrong.”
My sermon from this past Sunday.
It’s long, but hopefully worth your time.
The amount of time it must have taken to get all of this just right is amazing.
gross!
did you forget the part where… he didn’t fuck her because immaculate conception
Also, I don’t remember ages of the parents being explicitly mentioned in the Bible. TJ? Any wise words here?
It’s not mentioned in the Bible, but Mary is generally believed to have been a teenager and Joseph older.
That really has nothing to do with a creepy guy in his 30s kissing a 14 year old girl but it apparently sounded good to this one pervert who gave the quote.
It’s pretty disgusting and a gross misuse of the Bible.
But that’s the GOP today. They’ll accept anything as long as they can stay in power.
I guess I’ve been in a particular mood lately.
This non-chronological feed is GARBAGE.
This is the first post Tumblr showed me when I logged in today.
I had seen it several days ago and hearted it already.
But thanks for the reminder, Tumblr.
Do you not see that whatever goes into the mouth enters the stomach, and goes out into the sewer? But what comes out of the mouth proceeds from the heart, and this is what defiles. For out of the heart come evil intentions, murder, adultery, fornication, theft, false witness, slander.
When I read that passage today in church I added “white supremacy” to the end of the list.
Shaun Evans and Roger Allam return as the iconic mystery-solving duo when Endeavour continues with Season 4, premiering Sunday, August 20, 2017 at 9:00 p.m. on your local PBS station.
Yes, I know it was in my orbit as you might notice that I already hearted it, so maybe your stupid non-chronological algorithm could not show it to me again?!
Good god you people are so freakin inept it’s not even funny.
BoyOfTj and MomOfTj
Mom had surgery last week and some complications. She’s doing better now but we decided to come spend a few days because it’s my mom that’s why.
Server is down for relocation, so the SOTB sites won’t work for awhile today.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
@wifeoftj said she would like this on a t-shirt.
I’d like a Blu-Ray of this movie.
lowkeywitsec
My mom and I are enjoying a lovely Mexican balcony breakfast this Christmas morning.
My mom asks, “What do you suppose this is? It looks a bit like a tropical fig.”
I tell her it’s passion fruit.
Moments later, I eat mine by scooping out the fruit. I look over to see my mom has eaten the purple fruit skin.
Uh oh. I get to Googling.
“The dark rind of the passion fruit should not be consumed as in contains a small amount of cyanide.”
Welp! There you go. She said, “Well, if I fall asleep in the sun and you can’t wake me up, you know why.”
Death by passion fruit skin.
